EDDIE-Torial: Electric Wheelchair Speed Limits

Dear Folks,

I almost just got hit by an electric wheelchair walking to walk barrelling down the street at near-sonic speeds. Therefore, when elected Governors the following speed limits will be imposed on electric wheelchairs:

Indoors: 25mph

On the sidewalks: 30mph

On the streets: 65mph

These restrictions should cut speeds of some electric wheelchais by 50%.

Thank You,

Eddie McOwskey